3.6.10

Twatball


Hark, peoples! The 2010 World Cup in South Africa is almost upon us. Rather than play your average fantasy football game, some gentleman somewhere decided to set up a version that even those of you who may not even like the sport can enjoy!

Ladies and gentlemen, I give thee:



Instead of your players getting points for scoring a goal or your keeper getting clean sheets, you get awarded points for:
  • players diving
  • players getting sent off
  • vomiting, urinating or defecating on the pitch
  • failing to score from a penalty kick
  • being sent on as a substitute, then being subbed off again
  • player tests positive for banned substance
  • player walks out on squad mid-tournament
And many many more.

So go on then. Even the haters can enjoy this one. Sit happily in the pub while Rooney kicks someone in the genitals again, while Drogba inverts himself time and time again against Brazil and Thierry Henry gets his second yellow card for sarcastically applauding his first (that one's worth thirty points), all the while smugly smiling to yourself, safe in the knowledge that your team is the twattiest.

3 comments:

  1. Ooooo sounds fun!
    I was bullied into joining the draw in work....I got Portugal....I'm happy with that....I never win stuff....I just linger on the outside of the best few....so I'm happy with them....it's fate! :D

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